![]() Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! (snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing) And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight? Judy: (gives Jimmy bouquet) No. Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, (pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings) then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings? Judy: (takes necklace and earrings) These can't be real. But first, (pulls out bouquet of flowers) happy birthday, Mom! Judy: (takes bouquet) Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's. Well, how was show and tell today? Jimmy: Was okay. Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good. And might I add how lovely you look today? Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid. Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. ![]() Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me. Judy: (calls from downstairs) Jimmy! (Jimmy comes out of the fireplace.) Jimmy: Hi, Mom. Sheen: Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!!!" Jimmy: Oh look! It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides! Sheen: I could hang out with Ultra Lord! Carl: And there's a petting zoo! Jimmy: But look at this! Sheen: No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!" Carl: Llamas and capybaras! Sheen: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!" Carl: Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama! One touch of the button and- AAAAAAHHHHH!!! OH! I CAN'T SEE!!!! ![]() It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.Ĭarl: This is my inhaler. Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too. Um, what are you drawing? Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Sheen: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ĭarl: Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl. This one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE! Cindy: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there? Sheen: Hmmmm. Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class! Sheen: Ms. Right, Hugh? Hugh: Well, except for policemen. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Judy: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. Jimmy: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers. Judy: Then what do you think you're doing? Jimmy: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster. They say repetition is good for a developing brain. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof? Jimmy: Probably nine. Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! Down down down down down quack. Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere. Dialogue Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear.
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